Thursday, May 28, 2009
sabbatical
Working on a math problem. Wont be around for a few days at least. Make do with out me, and dont forget to recycle all of your animals.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
sexual image of the day
This has to be a joke. I list it as disturbing because I stared at the eyes for too long. NSFW as always no one under 18. bad sex doll
how to create a useful wikipedia page
Ok your browsing around wikipedia, and you relieze that there really should be an article that talks about blank. Sadly, if you create a page talking about blank it will get speedly deleted. I have successfully created 15 wikipedia pages. In this guide I will show you how.
Step 1: Create a new user account and become a new page patroller. This is where you use the various wikipedia tools in order to monitor new pages being created. Do this for about 5 weeks, until you are somewhat known. Try to do it the same time every day.
Step 2: Write your article completely on your computer. Make sure it looks good.
Step 3: Write a list of counter arguments about why the page should be kept
Step 4: Log into your original account and create the page
Step 5: As fast as possible log into your new page patroller account and mark the page you created as patrolled.
Step 6: If you did it fast enough hopefully only one or two other patrolers saw it. They will try to delete your page, this is why you have your list ready. Use the arguments you produced to defend your page
Step 7: From your new page patroller account change the tag from speedy delete to regular delete.
If you follow these instructions you should be able to actually add a page to the encyclopaedia "that anyone can edit"
Step 1: Create a new user account and become a new page patroller. This is where you use the various wikipedia tools in order to monitor new pages being created. Do this for about 5 weeks, until you are somewhat known. Try to do it the same time every day.
Step 2: Write your article completely on your computer. Make sure it looks good.
Step 3: Write a list of counter arguments about why the page should be kept
Step 4: Log into your original account and create the page
Step 5: As fast as possible log into your new page patroller account and mark the page you created as patrolled.
Step 6: If you did it fast enough hopefully only one or two other patrolers saw it. They will try to delete your page, this is why you have your list ready. Use the arguments you produced to defend your page
Step 7: From your new page patroller account change the tag from speedy delete to regular delete.
If you follow these instructions you should be able to actually add a page to the encyclopaedia "that anyone can edit"
Monday, May 25, 2009
deeper meaning behond mad max
If you ask me what my favourite trilogy is, what trilogy I am more likely to sit down and watch any given day, I will tell you "mad max". That series has always had a special place in my heart. I think it has to do with the nature of the survivors. In multiple other end-of-the world movies there are civilized people, uncivilized people, and people who would be civilized but the world sucks too much for them to be.
In mad max however, there are no civilized people. There all dead. The kind of person who is civilized is not the kind of person who can club someone over the head for a can of dog food. Or shoot an innocent man for some "guzz-aline". In short the civilized human become an extinct species. Now, only the dregs remain. The kinds that fill our mental asylums and prisons. The world belongs to them now and they party on in the decaying garbage of our world.
In mad max however, there are no civilized people. There all dead. The kind of person who is civilized is not the kind of person who can club someone over the head for a can of dog food. Or shoot an innocent man for some "guzz-aline". In short the civilized human become an extinct species. Now, only the dregs remain. The kinds that fill our mental asylums and prisons. The world belongs to them now and they party on in the decaying garbage of our world.
sexual image of the day
I am attempting to ruin your childhood one image/movie at a time. AS always NSFW no one under 18
girl on bear
girl on bear
some computer plans for today
I am working on my friends computer right now. I re-installed windows on it yesterday. Today I plan to fix the drivers and set-up the dual-boot. Thinking windows XP with jaunty ubuntu. The last step is to set-up all the eye-candy and clever utilities.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
missed photo chance
I am kicking myself about this. I couldn't sleep so I went down to the park by the Niagara River. Behold! There were night fisherman there, some with their kids. Amazing. The lights were all on. It would have been a great shot. Night fishing in buffalo. Who would have thought it. I will try to go down this week with my camera.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
what kills infants
According to my wife, my family, her family, and her multiple friends the following things kill infants.
If I....smoke a smelly cigar...the baby will die
If I....turn my air conditioner way up in summer...the baby will die
If I....turn my heat way up in winter...the baby will die
If I....come home drunk...the baby will die
If I....listen to loud music...the baby will die
If I....listen to a movie loudly...the baby will die
If I....get bored and give one of them an olive...the baby will die
If I....get bored and give them any spaghetti...the baby will die
If I....put one on my shoulder...the baby will die
If I....take a turn a little fast in my car...the baby will die
If I....don't change the diaper within 3 minutes of it getting soiled...the baby will die
If I....smoke a smelly cigar...the baby will die
If I....turn my air conditioner way up in summer...the baby will die
If I....turn my heat way up in winter...the baby will die
If I....come home drunk...the baby will die
If I....listen to loud music...the baby will die
If I....listen to a movie loudly...the baby will die
If I....get bored and give one of them an olive...the baby will die
If I....get bored and give them any spaghetti...the baby will die
If I....put one on my shoulder...the baby will die
If I....take a turn a little fast in my car...the baby will die
If I....don't change the diaper within 3 minutes of it getting soiled...the baby will die
Friday, May 22, 2009
distrubing image of the day
Here is my disturbing sexual pic for today. As always NSFW no one under 18 you have been warned
lollipop guild
lollipop guild
personal update
I lost five minutes while driving today. Which is not good. Never happened to me before. Somehow I managed to just zone-out on the NY-198. Scary thing is I had the radio on and wasnt able to remember a single thing that had been said. I am going to have to cut down on amount of driving that I do.
A typical day in the enderverse
Somewhere in a all-night dinner in the Ender-verse
Patron 1: I will have the breakfast special.
Waitress: Comes with a choice of hash browns or melon
Patron 1: What would Ender do? Well, when faced with the bugger threat he didn't hesitate to wipe the species out completely. He know that you had to go all the way or none. Therefore I will have the hash browns.
Cook's internal monologue: I am here because of my sins. I wasn't worthy of the love my family gave to me, so I punish myself by working this job. If I do it enough I wont be redeemed fully but it will be a start.
small-child patron: see that guy over there and his reasoning about what type of cereal to pick, you can tell by his decision making process that he knows there is a quantified difference between brand A and brand B. He must work for the health department, obviously he knows something we don't know. To make a long argument short its a government conspiracy to breed and exploit geniuses.
Women sitting across the table from child: How did you get so smart? Oh yeah your part of another botched government experiment yourself
Newlywed man: This is wonderful, I love you so much. Isn't it amazing that we happened to both be sitting next to each other in that class or we would never have meet.
Newlywed women: Yeah its a good thing that man threatened me that if I didn't sit in the that specific spot he would take my father's job away.
Newlywed man: What!? Why would someone do that? Wait...Was he a tall man with black hair and a cleft chin. Military type?
Newlywed woman: Why yes he was, why?
Newlywed man: Damn you Graff!
Graff emerges from under one of the tables.
Graff: I am just doing what I can to ensure humanity has a future.
Graff giggles menacingly and runs out of the diner.
Patron 2 says to Patron 1: Isn't it great that no human being anywhere consumes any caffeine, alcohol, tobacco, or any other type of drug anymore? And that all the gays are dead.
Patron 1: I am just glad all the atheists are gone.
Waitress: Me, I happy that the birth quotes are gone. It was mildly annoying.
small-child patron: Oh I have decided that my ambitions to conquer the world pale in comparison to the goal of having 8 kids and living in some small suburban town while being very involved with my local church.
Waitress internal monologue: They cooks treat me differently, I am Raman to them. Its because my boss gave me that nice birthday present. Stupid stupid, didn't he know that he was isolating me from the group? That I wasn't part of the family anymore because of it. No he didn't realize it, he is a poor commander overburdened my the duties of command. Now, I will have more and more problems with the cooks. Eventually they will murder me.
Waitress dodges a knife thrown by cook
Patron 1 complete ignores the waitress being attacked because he wants to train her to count on herself.
Patron 2: I am also so very happy that curse words and pre-martial sex were both banned
Patron 1: I will have the breakfast special.
Waitress: Comes with a choice of hash browns or melon
Patron 1: What would Ender do? Well, when faced with the bugger threat he didn't hesitate to wipe the species out completely. He know that you had to go all the way or none. Therefore I will have the hash browns.
Cook's internal monologue: I am here because of my sins. I wasn't worthy of the love my family gave to me, so I punish myself by working this job. If I do it enough I wont be redeemed fully but it will be a start.
small-child patron: see that guy over there and his reasoning about what type of cereal to pick, you can tell by his decision making process that he knows there is a quantified difference between brand A and brand B. He must work for the health department, obviously he knows something we don't know. To make a long argument short its a government conspiracy to breed and exploit geniuses.
Women sitting across the table from child: How did you get so smart? Oh yeah your part of another botched government experiment yourself
Newlywed man: This is wonderful, I love you so much. Isn't it amazing that we happened to both be sitting next to each other in that class or we would never have meet.
Newlywed women: Yeah its a good thing that man threatened me that if I didn't sit in the that specific spot he would take my father's job away.
Newlywed man: What!? Why would someone do that? Wait...Was he a tall man with black hair and a cleft chin. Military type?
Newlywed woman: Why yes he was, why?
Newlywed man: Damn you Graff!
Graff emerges from under one of the tables.
Graff: I am just doing what I can to ensure humanity has a future.
Graff giggles menacingly and runs out of the diner.
Patron 2 says to Patron 1: Isn't it great that no human being anywhere consumes any caffeine, alcohol, tobacco, or any other type of drug anymore? And that all the gays are dead.
Patron 1: I am just glad all the atheists are gone.
Waitress: Me, I happy that the birth quotes are gone. It was mildly annoying.
small-child patron: Oh I have decided that my ambitions to conquer the world pale in comparison to the goal of having 8 kids and living in some small suburban town while being very involved with my local church.
Waitress internal monologue: They cooks treat me differently, I am Raman to them. Its because my boss gave me that nice birthday present. Stupid stupid, didn't he know that he was isolating me from the group? That I wasn't part of the family anymore because of it. No he didn't realize it, he is a poor commander overburdened my the duties of command. Now, I will have more and more problems with the cooks. Eventually they will murder me.
Waitress dodges a knife thrown by cook
Patron 1 complete ignores the waitress being attacked because he wants to train her to count on herself.
Patron 2: I am also so very happy that curse words and pre-martial sex were both banned
Thursday, May 21, 2009
things I am afraid of
Now I am officially afraid of Japanese girls. Maybe its because I am a father now, but I really do wonder about these kid's parents.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
corn pic
Sometimes those googly-eyed lesbian corn combs looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a googly-eyed lesbian corn comb … she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces.
Hat tip to Jonco
WS quotes
Innocent and guilty all our corrupt all are worthless.
I once meet a man who told me that he regretted nothing in his life. I conclude that this man was to stupid to know how he could have lived it better.
In my haste i said "all men are corrupt" I should have said "i am corrupt for caring"
Knowledge will not easy your pain, understanding will bring you no joy.
Metaphysics teaches you that a philosopher can convince himself that his ideas correspond to reality.
Morality is a tool of the cowards
There might be a heaven but you are not going to make the cut
A chicken is the egg's way of making more eggs.
Our problem is that we believe the idea that life has a purpose
In the end we are all just bags of blood
I once meet a man who told me that he regretted nothing in his life. I conclude that this man was to stupid to know how he could have lived it better.
In my haste i said "all men are corrupt" I should have said "i am corrupt for caring"
Knowledge will not easy your pain, understanding will bring you no joy.
Metaphysics teaches you that a philosopher can convince himself that his ideas correspond to reality.
Morality is a tool of the cowards
There might be a heaven but you are not going to make the cut
A chicken is the egg's way of making more eggs.
Our problem is that we believe the idea that life has a purpose
In the end we are all just bags of blood
more squid thoughts
I still cant drop this giant squid issue. Its preying on my mind. Just the idea of a squid possibly the size of Rhode Island (hmm this might be more of solution then a problem I will have to think more about this) lurking beneath the seas. Completely unaware of man's existence. Thinking its little squidy thoughts. Which are no doubt evil as all hell itself. I really need to find away to go thunderdome on its a#s. Nothing that big should be allowed to live on the same planet as me. One of us must go.
distrubing image of the day
If you ever get a cake like this, you should consider getting new friends. Like always. NSFW no one under 18. Sexual and in this case mildly disturbing. Hope you enjoy.
baby cake
baby cake
What I am reading
I am re-reading Ender's Game in my humble opinion one of the single best scifi books ever written. Definitely the best in the series. Interesting enough Card seems to love ender the least amount in this book then in any other.
It does make you wonder about the procpect of video games like Giant's Drink being introduced in the future. Already the industry is changing game play based on mouse shacking, I wonder if it would be possible to do one based on skin conductivity as well. Or maybe eye movements. Just a throught
It does make you wonder about the procpect of video games like Giant's Drink being introduced in the future. Already the industry is changing game play based on mouse shacking, I wonder if it would be possible to do one based on skin conductivity as well. Or maybe eye movements. Just a throught
no headache today!
I feel like dancing. The first time in 9 days. I plan to enjoy this. Maybe even catch a movie tonight
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
distrubing-image-of-day
This one is guarentted to ruin the comerical for you forever. Like always. NSFW no one under 18. Sexual and disturbing. Hope you enjoy.
esurance girl
esurance girl
headache time
As many of you already know, I suffer from near constant headaches. Today I have been riddled with a new type. This one involves the area above my left ear. It feels like a mosquito bite in many ways. Like the throbers I can once again feel every heart beat.
random musing
Mises pointed out that those in the natural sciences tend to look down on the liberal arts. Which he felt was foolish, since the natural sciences wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for the progress made in the liberal arts. Especially in the fields of economics and politics.
Is this dissimilar to the argument that any old institution that was useful at a point should be kept around today, past its usefulnesses?
Is this dissimilar to the argument that any old institution that was useful at a point should be kept around today, past its usefulnesses?
My interview with MasterBasher
Me: "Joining us now is MasterBasher self-proclaimed ruler of BarterTown."
M.B.: "A pleasure to be here Engima."
Me: "Mr. MasterBasher concerning rising oil prices and the never ending tensions in the middle east what do you believe would be an effective way to insure stable energy prices for Americans?"
M.B.: "Thats easy, we should convert our oil based energy economy to one powered by pig's feces. In my home town of BarterTown I have constructed an effective means of extracting energy on demand..."
Me: "But Mr. MasterBasher it seems to me that the essential nature of the crisis is not the energy source, but power. Those that control energy in our society seem to wield incredible strength. Don't you believe that there should be governmental oversight?"
M.B.: "By governmental oversight you mean that you want the government to control how and where electricity is to be produced and distributed?"
Me: "well I, ah"
M.B.: "Listen closely, rising government interference lead to more government interference. If for example the government of BarterTown offers a subsidy to produce camels I might consider changing my factory operations. This will add to the price of electricity. For now I will be using more camel dung then pig, which means over time the government will have to pay out more money to the subsidy every year. Which in turn will require the government to put even more money into the camel subsidy. It is in your and mine best interest to have the government of America and BarterTown to not interfere with my operations other then what is needed is to maintain property rights and freedom from violence."
Me:"But wont your proposal lead to Oligarchy?"
M.B.:"Not really, you have a choose to use my electricity our use someone else's. No one is forcing you to pay me. However, when the government does something it has the unlimited power of the gun. All I have is Bashers fist's, which while large can hardly be put in the same boat."
Me:"But people need electricity."
M.B.: And Basher here needs vocal lessons, we all got needs. However, just because you claim to need something doesn't seem to me a good enough reason to steal it from me through governmental action. I built the power plant in Barter town to make my life more comfortable, not to be a slave to your demands."
Me:"Well what about Thunderdome, you don't have any criticisms to throw at that institution?"
M.B.: "All governments in the history of the world tried to offer justice to there people. To the extent that a given government has succeed is to the extent that the government was moral."
Me: "Surely, you cant believe that the system of Thunderdome whereby two men enter one man leaves is an effective way to administrate justice."
M.B.: "Well, there might be a better way to run a legal system, but you got to admit its more fun to watch then court T.V."
Me:"......"
Me: "Well were almost out of time Mr. MasterBasher can you just answer me one last question? Is Basher your real brother?"
M.B.: "Hahaha yeah right. Yeah, many 175 IQ point acne-riddled midgets have 6 foot 6 inch tall, 300 pound, half-wit brothers. Nah, man I just call him bro from our days in the BarterTown hood. You feel me?"
Me: "Sadly yes."
M.B.: "A pleasure to be here Engima."
Me: "Mr. MasterBasher concerning rising oil prices and the never ending tensions in the middle east what do you believe would be an effective way to insure stable energy prices for Americans?"
M.B.: "Thats easy, we should convert our oil based energy economy to one powered by pig's feces. In my home town of BarterTown I have constructed an effective means of extracting energy on demand..."
Me: "But Mr. MasterBasher it seems to me that the essential nature of the crisis is not the energy source, but power. Those that control energy in our society seem to wield incredible strength. Don't you believe that there should be governmental oversight?"
M.B.: "By governmental oversight you mean that you want the government to control how and where electricity is to be produced and distributed?"
Me: "well I, ah"
M.B.: "Listen closely, rising government interference lead to more government interference. If for example the government of BarterTown offers a subsidy to produce camels I might consider changing my factory operations. This will add to the price of electricity. For now I will be using more camel dung then pig, which means over time the government will have to pay out more money to the subsidy every year. Which in turn will require the government to put even more money into the camel subsidy. It is in your and mine best interest to have the government of America and BarterTown to not interfere with my operations other then what is needed is to maintain property rights and freedom from violence."
Me:"But wont your proposal lead to Oligarchy?"
M.B.:"Not really, you have a choose to use my electricity our use someone else's. No one is forcing you to pay me. However, when the government does something it has the unlimited power of the gun. All I have is Bashers fist's, which while large can hardly be put in the same boat."
Me:"But people need electricity."
M.B.: And Basher here needs vocal lessons, we all got needs. However, just because you claim to need something doesn't seem to me a good enough reason to steal it from me through governmental action. I built the power plant in Barter town to make my life more comfortable, not to be a slave to your demands."
Me:"Well what about Thunderdome, you don't have any criticisms to throw at that institution?"
M.B.: "All governments in the history of the world tried to offer justice to there people. To the extent that a given government has succeed is to the extent that the government was moral."
Me: "Surely, you cant believe that the system of Thunderdome whereby two men enter one man leaves is an effective way to administrate justice."
M.B.: "Well, there might be a better way to run a legal system, but you got to admit its more fun to watch then court T.V."
Me:"......"
Me: "Well were almost out of time Mr. MasterBasher can you just answer me one last question? Is Basher your real brother?"
M.B.: "Hahaha yeah right. Yeah, many 175 IQ point acne-riddled midgets have 6 foot 6 inch tall, 300 pound, half-wit brothers. Nah, man I just call him bro from our days in the BarterTown hood. You feel me?"
Me: "Sadly yes."
Ringworld engineers
Just finished it. Not bad, not bad at all. The ending was a bit of a downer however. I would definitely give it at least a B. I have just ordered the sequel Ringworld Throne.
update
After purchasing a new hard-drive of 250 GB for 15 dollars and downloading my free copy of windows XP (one good thing about my university) I attempted to install it. Sadly, it didnt have the drivers for my sweet large size LCD monitor. So, I spent 3 hours trying to find it online. Its been so long since I used windows. I cant remember how to do this stuff. How anyone puts up with this OS is beyond me. Anyhow, I called my windows savvy friend. He is going to give me a hand with the drivers. This way I will be ready to play starcraft 2.
My next plan is a RAM update. my wife has told me no more then 50 dollars a month. Including video games. So I might save up for two or three months.
My next plan is a RAM update. my wife has told me no more then 50 dollars a month. Including video games. So I might save up for two or three months.
Monday, May 18, 2009
plan for today
I have a new 200 GB hard-drive. My plan is to swap-out my old one, put the new one in. I will be installing Windows XP, Linux Ubuntu Jaunty, and Fedora 9 on it.
WS quotes
A while back I wrote on a website called writesomething.net quotes from it will be a regular feature here.
Our problem is that we have the absurd idea that we can achieve justice
In the end the only way to compare are ideologies is to take a simple body count
Nihilism always seemed to idealistic for my taste
One day all our friends in all the jails will come out to join us.
Democracy is at best mob rule at worst its a an elitist shell
A virgin mind is one that has never be stained by the corruption of self-examination
To listen to me is to listen to misery.
The only excuse we have for ourself is that we question our importance constantly. Then amazingly prove that we have some purpose.
Enlightment doesnt exist only confusion.
Mockery is our way to silence those we disagree with. What is sad is that we often dont agree with ourself. So in the end we consider ourself a running joke, which might be the nicest thing we can ever say about ourself.
Our problem is that we have the absurd idea that we can achieve justice
In the end the only way to compare are ideologies is to take a simple body count
Nihilism always seemed to idealistic for my taste
One day all our friends in all the jails will come out to join us.
Democracy is at best mob rule at worst its a an elitist shell
A virgin mind is one that has never be stained by the corruption of self-examination
To listen to me is to listen to misery.
The only excuse we have for ourself is that we question our importance constantly. Then amazingly prove that we have some purpose.
Enlightment doesnt exist only confusion.
Mockery is our way to silence those we disagree with. What is sad is that we often dont agree with ourself. So in the end we consider ourself a running joke, which might be the nicest thing we can ever say about ourself.
Nationality
speaking to my pagan hindi friend last night, Kipling came up. Apparently indians believe that Kipling was Indian not actually British. Because he was born in india not in england.
Reminds me of that saying attributed to Einstein.
Reminds me of that saying attributed to Einstein.
If my theories are proven correct the Germans will declare me a German and the French will declare me a citizen of the world, if my theories are proven incorrect the French will claim I was a German and the Germans will declare that I was a Jew.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Nice web comic
Like many of you I found the joy that is webcomic viewing. About three months ago I started reading this particular one. Run by one Scott Meyer. It has a very unique feel to it, and was very enjoyable. I strongly recommend it.
basic instructions
basic instructions
best interview question ever
Have you masturbated over 1000 times in your life?
A1. Yes
A2. No
A3. I refuse to answer
If the guy picks answer 1. Hire him
If he picks answer 3. Dont hire that prude, he will be nothing but trouble
If he picks answer 2 there a few possible reasons. all of them bad.
a. He doesnt understand basic math.
there are 52 weeks a year, most guys start doing this around age 14. If he does this as a rate of twice per week then by 15 he has done it 104 times. At a job interview he should be at least 24 years of age.
b. He is a strange person.
Maybe he started doing it late, in which case you really dont want that pervert hanging around the same office as women
c. He is a liar.
Why would you want to hire a liar?
A1. Yes
A2. No
A3. I refuse to answer
If the guy picks answer 1. Hire him
If he picks answer 3. Dont hire that prude, he will be nothing but trouble
If he picks answer 2 there a few possible reasons. all of them bad.
a. He doesnt understand basic math.
there are 52 weeks a year, most guys start doing this around age 14. If he does this as a rate of twice per week then by 15 he has done it 104 times. At a job interview he should be at least 24 years of age.
b. He is a strange person.
Maybe he started doing it late, in which case you really dont want that pervert hanging around the same office as women
c. He is a liar.
Why would you want to hire a liar?
what scares me
after reading this:
The Big Bloop
and this:
squid mating
I have reached one conclusion. The leviathan is alive and well....and its my job to find it, bring it to the surface, kill it, drag it to the port of New York City and dry-hump it in-front of the world.
How big is the big bloop? well pretty god awful big anything that can produce a sound heard over 5000km has to be big. In fact this could vary well be the biggest living creature in the world. Which is why I must kill it.
There is something in my nature that rebels againts animals that are to big. Worms dont bother me, but big ones do. Niether does mold, but I would run screaming in terror from a moving slime mold. There is a fine line between mild disgust and the urge to get a pitchfork and a torch and burn something.Well a giant deep sea squid is way way past that line.
My plan is simple after locatied the squid I will harpoon one of its tentacles and drag it to the surface. As a result most of the squid's body will still be deep down in the water. The pressure difference will most likely induce something similiar to a stroke in the squid.
Now helpless I will drag my giant seizure squid with half its tentacles flapping around to NY. I will pose in-front of my seziure skin. For some reason it will be a black and white photo. All my crew memebers will be standing there dignified adn proud. Me I will be humping it.
Only a man would understand. Its not enough to catch the world's largest creature, not enough to give it a seizure and then kill it. No. One must rub his penis on it.
So now all I need is some funding.
The Big Bloop
and this:
squid mating
I have reached one conclusion. The leviathan is alive and well....and its my job to find it, bring it to the surface, kill it, drag it to the port of New York City and dry-hump it in-front of the world.
How big is the big bloop? well pretty god awful big anything that can produce a sound heard over 5000km has to be big. In fact this could vary well be the biggest living creature in the world. Which is why I must kill it.
There is something in my nature that rebels againts animals that are to big. Worms dont bother me, but big ones do. Niether does mold, but I would run screaming in terror from a moving slime mold. There is a fine line between mild disgust and the urge to get a pitchfork and a torch and burn something.Well a giant deep sea squid is way way past that line.
My plan is simple after locatied the squid I will harpoon one of its tentacles and drag it to the surface. As a result most of the squid's body will still be deep down in the water. The pressure difference will most likely induce something similiar to a stroke in the squid.
Now helpless I will drag my giant seizure squid with half its tentacles flapping around to NY. I will pose in-front of my seziure skin. For some reason it will be a black and white photo. All my crew memebers will be standing there dignified adn proud. Me I will be humping it.
Only a man would understand. Its not enough to catch the world's largest creature, not enough to give it a seizure and then kill it. No. One must rub his penis on it.
So now all I need is some funding.
what I learned today about emacs
To find and replace in emacs type:
M-% (which means hit the escape key and then hit the % key or shift hit % you dont got to hold them down together, just hit one and then the other)
To find and replace text with a newline type in the replace section:
C-q C-j (control q and then control j)
M-% (which means hit the escape key and then hit the % key or shift hit % you dont got to hold them down together, just hit one and then the other)
To find and replace text with a newline type in the replace section:
C-q C-j (control q and then control j)
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.personal update
I have a week off from work school etc. So i have decided that i might try to learn some hindi. Have quite a few friends that speak it fluently so that should help. This probably wont happen, but it might be cool if it did.
furries
Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this poodle-girl for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad poodle-girl. Not like going down the pond chasin’ bluegills and tommycods. This poodle-girl, swallow you whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, an’ down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that’ll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin’ basis. But it’s not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I’ll find her for three, but I’ll catch her, and kill her, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates, there’s just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
Sometimes that poodle-girl she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a poodle-girl… she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces.
chat site
I been messing around with Omegle. After hearing about it on xkcd. Kinda interesting. But I have always had a thing for anonymous posting. Basic idea is that you have a short conversation with a random person. I been using it instead of confession, not sure if that was what was inteneded.
You log in and it tells you that you are now talking with a complete stranger and you should sa "hi". When you do it says on there screen "stranger says: hi" and vice versa. Typically i post something like this instead of saying "hi"
"I have told several women in my life that i loved them and only meant it about one of them, I should feel guilt. Instead i feel pride that i was such a good liar. Yeah I am bastard but since i dont believe in hell anymore I have no worries."
I have good results so far. Yours will vary.
OMEGLE
You log in and it tells you that you are now talking with a complete stranger and you should sa "hi". When you do it says on there screen "stranger says: hi" and vice versa. Typically i post something like this instead of saying "hi"
"I have told several women in my life that i loved them and only meant it about one of them, I should feel guilt. Instead i feel pride that i was such a good liar. Yeah I am bastard but since i dont believe in hell anymore I have no worries."
I have good results so far. Yours will vary.
OMEGLE
What i am reading
Ring world engineers by Larry Niven
So far a wonderful book continuing where he left off in the original ringworld. This one however has a much darker view of ringworld. In the first we are inspired by the engineering achievement that is ringworld. This man made world with a surface area of 3 million times are own humble rock. Yes, the people might have degenerated but it was still very cool.
The darkness comes in this world when it dawns on you that ringworld is just to impossibly big. So large that humanity has broken off into a wide variety of separate species. Only, a matter of time before an entire human populatied ecosystem arises. already there are sub-species that only live off cannablising the dead.
Of course it is revelead that the puppeters caused the inital civilization collapse. Also, that the machine building race didnt build ringworld. People who build something liek ring world dont need to put skyscrappers on it.
I recommend it to anyone intreasted in scifi. Especailly if you read the first Ringworld book.
So far a wonderful book continuing where he left off in the original ringworld. This one however has a much darker view of ringworld. In the first we are inspired by the engineering achievement that is ringworld. This man made world with a surface area of 3 million times are own humble rock. Yes, the people might have degenerated but it was still very cool.
The darkness comes in this world when it dawns on you that ringworld is just to impossibly big. So large that humanity has broken off into a wide variety of separate species. Only, a matter of time before an entire human populatied ecosystem arises. already there are sub-species that only live off cannablising the dead.
Of course it is revelead that the puppeters caused the inital civilization collapse. Also, that the machine building race didnt build ringworld. People who build something liek ring world dont need to put skyscrappers on it.
I recommend it to anyone intreasted in scifi. Especailly if you read the first Ringworld book.
bad site of the day
Here is the bad site I found for today. This one is particularly obnoxious. NSFW and no one under 18
ugly camo porn image
ugly camo porn image
WS quotes
A while back I wrote on a website called writesomething.net quotes from it will be a regular feature here.
no one should listen to me, I preach misery and death
Show me what a person claims to believe and I will show you what he fears the most
truth shouldnt hurt, it doesnt exist
no one is out to get you, your not important enough to be noticed
The idea that actions and institutions need a moral justification to exist is funny too me. Does a tree need justification? Can not an action have no purpose? Why must all acts be evaluated by one measure? A measure we have no certainty is even a correct one.
the unexamined life is at least more honest.
you don't believe in anything but yourself and the idea that some how that is a bad thing
the meaning you give your life is the meaning that costs you less.
we spend more of our lives avoiding pain then seeking pleasure.
to blame the messenger is to blame the message, we say this is wrong, but isnt the medium the message?
When you are close to death you will believe that you accomplished much. You would believe this even if you accomplished nothing. Such is th power of the human mind
you have ideals? How cute.
to examine our actions, to probe our feelings and to justify our beliefs as if they had some underlying reason behind them, such is the greatest folly of them all
the unexamined life is the only one worth living.
no one should listen to me, I preach misery and death
Show me what a person claims to believe and I will show you what he fears the most
truth shouldnt hurt, it doesnt exist
no one is out to get you, your not important enough to be noticed
The idea that actions and institutions need a moral justification to exist is funny too me. Does a tree need justification? Can not an action have no purpose? Why must all acts be evaluated by one measure? A measure we have no certainty is even a correct one.
the unexamined life is at least more honest.
you don't believe in anything but yourself and the idea that some how that is a bad thing
the meaning you give your life is the meaning that costs you less.
we spend more of our lives avoiding pain then seeking pleasure.
to blame the messenger is to blame the message, we say this is wrong, but isnt the medium the message?
When you are close to death you will believe that you accomplished much. You would believe this even if you accomplished nothing. Such is th power of the human mind
you have ideals? How cute.
to examine our actions, to probe our feelings and to justify our beliefs as if they had some underlying reason behind them, such is the greatest folly of them all
the unexamined life is the only one worth living.
first post
I am doing this because it was suggested to me. Also, I felt guilty spamming my anger and cynicism on other people's sites. So here it is. I doubt this blog will last long, but its here now.
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