best interview question ever

Have you masturbated over 1000 times in your life?

A1. Yes
A2. No
A3. I refuse to answer

If the guy picks answer 1. Hire him
If he picks answer 3. Dont hire that prude, he will be nothing but trouble

If he picks answer 2 there a few possible reasons. all of them bad.

a. He doesnt understand basic math.
there are 52 weeks a year, most guys start doing this around age 14. If he does this as a rate of twice per week then by 15 he has done it 104 times. At a job interview he should be at least 24 years of age.

b. He is a strange person.
Maybe he started doing it late, in which case you really dont want that pervert hanging around the same office as women

c. He is a liar.
Why would you want to hire a liar?