I been messing around with Omegle. After hearing about it on xkcd. Kinda interesting. But I have always had a thing for anonymous posting. Basic idea is that you have a short conversation with a random person. I been using it instead of confession, not sure if that was what was inteneded.
You log in and it tells you that you are now talking with a complete stranger and you should sa "hi". When you do it says on there screen "stranger says: hi" and vice versa. Typically i post something like this instead of saying "hi"
"I have told several women in my life that i loved them and only meant it about one of them, I should feel guilt. Instead i feel pride that i was such a good liar. Yeah I am bastard but since i dont believe in hell anymore I have no worries."
I have good results so far. Yours will vary.
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ReplyDeleteLooking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I want to find the world's largest squid
Stranger: LMAO XD
Stranger: hHAHAHAHAHA
You: and kill it
You: and drag it to a port
Stranger: rofl lmao
Stranger: Do u want to eat it ? o _o
You: nah, I dont like sea food
You: I want to stand there when the whole world is watching. And start humping it
Stranger: hHhhHhhahaha
Stranger: LMAO LOL ROFL
Stranger: -dies-
Stranger: Do u wana know who i am?
You: not a clue
Stranger: im pedobear, right behind you stalking you
You: oh great you read 4chan
Stranger: xD
Stranger: <
Stranger: <3
Stranger: No srsly.
Stranger: Im the largest Squid? HUMP ME ? O WO
You: check it out
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop
Stranger: o wo
Stranger: so u wana find that or what
You: yes
You: and catch it
You: kill it
You: drag it to port
Stranger: OOK OK
You: and hump it
Stranger: U TOLD ME
Stranger: ALLREADY
Stranger: XD
u scare me
You: its a guy thing
Stranger: o .o Im a guy
Stranger: still dun get it
Stranger: T_ T
You: are you asian?
Stranger: ..uhm nou
Stranger: Are u?
You: nope
You: just thought you were
Stranger: okkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: How old are u?
You: 25
Stranger: (^ 0 ^)
Stranger: OLDIE
You: yes
Stranger: Im 17
Stranger: :c
You: you will understand when you are older
Stranger: u scare me Mister!
You: i am not offering to hump you
You: just a squid
Stranger: >///> psh I know
You: the world's largest squid to be exact
Stranger: LOL OKAY
You: its not a sexxxual thing really
You: its a domination thing i guess
Stranger: I knows.
You: or a lack of respect thing
Stranger: Butt..
Stranger: DOminating a squit
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: D*
You: like look at me i am the worldest largest squid. I am soooo great. Then along comes little ole me. Harpoons the sucker
You: drags it to be seen by all these toursists
You: and humps it
You: who rocks more. Me or the squid?
Stranger: . _ .
Stranger: -confused-
Stranger: Uhm okay...
Stranger: I say...squid XD
You: but i killed it
You: and humped it
Stranger: Poor Squd
Stranger: dun kill it plox
You: i have to
You: its my destiny
Stranger: <3 squids are cuuute
You: note this one
You: its the worlds largest one
Stranger: AW
You: probably a million years old
Stranger: oookay
You: and it lives in the bottom of the ocean
You: encrusted with stuff
Stranger: ' .'
You: thinking its evil squid thoughts
Stranger: Ok ok stop it
Stranger: ...
Stranger: i ll actualy rly start to belive u
Stranger: D:
Stranger: AAAAh!!
You: dude the evidence is there
You: the sound was recorded
Stranger: :D ur so funnys
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: <3
Stranger: I L U
You: it has to be a squid
You: a very very old very very large one
You: and...........it..............needs..............to..................die
Stranger: O...Okay
Stranger: I haves a squid in meh pants !
Stranger: XD
You: dont think your giving this the seriousness it deserves
You: its my destiny to hump this thing
Stranger: ' 3'
Stranger: OK
Stranger: sorry?
Stranger: n_ n
You: no its fine
Stranger: Its funny
You: dont you have a dream?
Stranger: Yush
Stranger: I do
Stranger: I have a dream to catch a panda
Stranger: and make it be my pet
Stranger: :3
Stranger: KYA SO CUTE
You: you should catch two males
You: and teach them to mate in captivity
You: yes you heard me
Stranger: 0///0
Stranger: whuuuut
Stranger: >.<
Stranger: b...but..g..gay pandas
Stranger: o . O
You: or two females, hot panda action
Stranger: '3'
Stranger: No
Stranger: i just wants one
Stranger: :32
Stranger: :3
You: oh i understand
Stranger: a male one and then i ll teach him to mate with me !!
Stranger: XD
JOKE
You: wink win nod nod say no more
Stranger: TEEEHEE
Stranger: Do u want to mate with me lyke pandas do
Stranger: XD XD XD
You: nope
Stranger: whys?
You: i just want to hump my squid
Stranger: ^ _^
Stranger: :C
Stranger: im hawter
Stranger: then a squid
You: as i sais its not about hotness
You: its about dominance
Stranger: I know
Stranger: U can dominateee meee
Stranger: :3
Stranger: hehehee
Stranger: -shy-
You: something cool about teaching the worlds largest animal who his daddy is
You: gtg
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