A typical day in the enderverse

Somewhere in a all-night dinner in the Ender-verse

Patron 1: I will have the breakfast special.

Waitress: Comes with a choice of hash browns or melon

Patron 1: What would Ender do? Well, when faced with the bugger threat he didn't hesitate to wipe the species out completely. He know that you had to go all the way or none. Therefore I will have the hash browns.

Cook's internal monologue: I am here because of my sins. I wasn't worthy of the love my family gave to me, so I punish myself by working this job. If I do it enough I wont be redeemed fully but it will be a start.

small-child patron: see that guy over there and his reasoning about what type of cereal to pick, you can tell by his decision making process that he knows there is a quantified difference between brand A and brand B. He must work for the health department, obviously he knows something we don't know. To make a long argument short its a government conspiracy to breed and exploit geniuses.

Women sitting across the table from child: How did you get so smart? Oh yeah your part of another botched government experiment yourself

Newlywed man: This is wonderful, I love you so much. Isn't it amazing that we happened to both be sitting next to each other in that class or we would never have meet.

Newlywed women: Yeah its a good thing that man threatened me that if I didn't sit in the that specific spot he would take my father's job away.

Newlywed man: What!? Why would someone do that? Wait...Was he a tall man with black hair and a cleft chin. Military type?

Newlywed woman: Why yes he was, why?

Newlywed man: Damn you Graff!

Graff emerges from under one of the tables.

Graff: I am just doing what I can to ensure humanity has a future.

Graff giggles menacingly and runs out of the diner.

Patron 2 says to Patron 1: Isn't it great that no human being anywhere consumes any caffeine, alcohol, tobacco, or any other type of drug anymore? And that all the gays are dead.

Patron 1: I am just glad all the atheists are gone.

Waitress: Me, I happy that the birth quotes are gone. It was mildly annoying.

small-child patron: Oh I have decided that my ambitions to conquer the world pale in comparison to the goal of having 8 kids and living in some small suburban town while being very involved with my local church.

Waitress internal monologue: They cooks treat me differently, I am Raman to them. Its because my boss gave me that nice birthday present. Stupid stupid, didn't he know that he was isolating me from the group? That I wasn't part of the family anymore because of it. No he didn't realize it, he is a poor commander overburdened my the duties of command. Now, I will have more and more problems with the cooks. Eventually they will murder me.

Waitress dodges a knife thrown by cook

Patron 1 complete ignores the waitress being attacked because he wants to train her to count on herself.

Patron 2: I am also so very happy that curse words and pre-martial sex were both banned