sabbatical

Working on a math problem. Wont be around for a few days at least. Make do with out me, and dont forget to recycle all of your animals.

sexual image of the day

This has to be a joke. I list it as disturbing because I stared at the eyes for too long. NSFW as always no one under 18. bad sex doll

how to create a useful wikipedia page

Ok your browsing around wikipedia, and you relieze that there really should be an article that talks about blank. Sadly, if you create a page talking about blank it will get speedly deleted. I have successfully created 15 wikipedia pages. In this guide I will show you how.

Step 1: Create a new user account and become a new page patroller. This is where you use the various wikipedia tools in order to monitor new pages being created. Do this for about 5 weeks, until you are somewhat known. Try to do it the same time every day.

Step 2: Write your article completely on your computer. Make sure it looks good.

Step 3: Write a list of counter arguments about why the page should be kept

Step 4: Log into your original account and create the page

Step 5: As fast as possible log into your new page patroller account and mark the page you created as patrolled.

Step 6: If you did it fast enough hopefully only one or two other patrolers saw it. They will try to delete your page, this is why you have your list ready. Use the arguments you produced to defend your page

Step 7: From your new page patroller account change the tag from speedy delete to regular delete.

If you follow these instructions you should be able to actually add a page to the encyclopaedia "that anyone can edit"

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deeper meaning behond mad max

If you ask me what my favourite trilogy is, what trilogy I am more likely to sit down and watch any given day, I will tell you "mad max". That series has always had a special place in my heart. I think it has to do with the nature of the survivors. In multiple other end-of-the world movies there are civilized people, uncivilized people, and people who would be civilized but the world sucks too much for them to be.

In mad max however, there are no civilized people. There all dead. The kind of person who is civilized is not the kind of person who can club someone over the head for a can of dog food. Or shoot an innocent man for some "guzz-aline". In short the civilized human become an extinct species. Now, only the dregs remain. The kinds that fill our mental asylums and prisons. The world belongs to them now and they party on in the decaying garbage of our world.

sexual image of the day

I am attempting to ruin your childhood one image/movie at a time. AS always NSFW no one under 18

girl on bear

some computer plans for today

I am working on my friends computer right now. I re-installed windows on it yesterday. Today I plan to fix the drivers and set-up the dual-boot. Thinking windows XP with jaunty ubuntu. The last step is to set-up all the eye-candy and clever utilities.

missed photo chance

I am kicking myself about this. I couldn't sleep so I went down to the park by the Niagara River. Behold! There were night fisherman there, some with their kids. Amazing. The lights were all on. It would have been a great shot. Night fishing in buffalo. Who would have thought it. I will try to go down this week with my camera.

what kills infants

According to my wife, my family, her family, and her multiple friends the following things kill infants.


If I....smoke a smelly cigar...the baby will die
If I....turn my air conditioner way up in summer...the baby will die
If I....turn my heat way up in winter...the baby will die
If I....come home drunk...the baby will die
If I....listen to loud music...the baby will die
If I....listen to a movie loudly...the baby will die
If I....get bored and give one of them an olive...the baby will die
If I....get bored and give them any spaghetti...the baby will die
If I....put one on my shoulder...the baby will die
If I....take a turn a little fast in my car...the baby will die
If I....don't change the diaper within 3 minutes of it getting soiled...the baby will die

sexual image of the day

This one is really PG-13 I just think its funny. As always NSFW no one under 18

soda girl

What I am reading

Still reading ender's game. It is as good as I remembered it.

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What I am listening too

I really dont know why I like this song so much

distrubing image of the day

Here is my disturbing sexual pic for today. As always NSFW no one under 18 you have been warned

lollipop guild

personal update

I lost five minutes while driving today. Which is not good. Never happened to me before. Somehow I managed to just zone-out on the NY-198. Scary thing is I had the radio on and wasnt able to remember a single thing that had been said. I am going to have to cut down on amount of driving that I do.

A typical day in the enderverse

Somewhere in a all-night dinner in the Ender-verse

Patron 1: I will have the breakfast special.

Waitress: Comes with a choice of hash browns or melon

Patron 1: What would Ender do? Well, when faced with the bugger threat he didn't hesitate to wipe the species out completely. He know that you had to go all the way or none. Therefore I will have the hash browns.

Cook's internal monologue: I am here because of my sins. I wasn't worthy of the love my family gave to me, so I punish myself by working this job. If I do it enough I wont be redeemed fully but it will be a start.

small-child patron: see that guy over there and his reasoning about what type of cereal to pick, you can tell by his decision making process that he knows there is a quantified difference between brand A and brand B. He must work for the health department, obviously he knows something we don't know. To make a long argument short its a government conspiracy to breed and exploit geniuses.

Women sitting across the table from child: How did you get so smart? Oh yeah your part of another botched government experiment yourself

Newlywed man: This is wonderful, I love you so much. Isn't it amazing that we happened to both be sitting next to each other in that class or we would never have meet.

Newlywed women: Yeah its a good thing that man threatened me that if I didn't sit in the that specific spot he would take my father's job away.

Newlywed man: What!? Why would someone do that? Wait...Was he a tall man with black hair and a cleft chin. Military type?

Newlywed woman: Why yes he was, why?

Newlywed man: Damn you Graff!

Graff emerges from under one of the tables.

Graff: I am just doing what I can to ensure humanity has a future.

Graff giggles menacingly and runs out of the diner.

Patron 2 says to Patron 1: Isn't it great that no human being anywhere consumes any caffeine, alcohol, tobacco, or any other type of drug anymore? And that all the gays are dead.

Patron 1: I am just glad all the atheists are gone.

Waitress: Me, I happy that the birth quotes are gone. It was mildly annoying.

small-child patron: Oh I have decided that my ambitions to conquer the world pale in comparison to the goal of having 8 kids and living in some small suburban town while being very involved with my local church.

Waitress internal monologue: They cooks treat me differently, I am Raman to them. Its because my boss gave me that nice birthday present. Stupid stupid, didn't he know that he was isolating me from the group? That I wasn't part of the family anymore because of it. No he didn't realize it, he is a poor commander overburdened my the duties of command. Now, I will have more and more problems with the cooks. Eventually they will murder me.

Waitress dodges a knife thrown by cook

Patron 1 complete ignores the waitress being attacked because he wants to train her to count on herself.

Patron 2: I am also so very happy that curse words and pre-martial sex were both banned

things I am afraid of

Now I am officially afraid of Japanese girls. Maybe its because I am a father now, but I really do wonder about these kid's parents.